A game making the rounds online involves adding the ending -ing to movie titles, resulting in clever new plots. For example, on our Facebook group, one member observed that The Blair Witch Project becomes The Blair Witch Projecting, "in which high-schooler Blair Witch reads too much into the inflection of her friends' words." This is part of a complete episode.
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I'll play. How about Indiana Jonesing: The continuing quest of a panhandler from Indianapolis.
Gone with the Winding about a worker killed in a spinning machine accident.
Goldfingering--an expensive middle finger salute.
Star Trekking - the Enterprise runs out of gas and Kirk has to walk to a Dilithium station.
Planet of the Aping - where everypne makes fun pf others' mannrisms
The Stinging - Life on a honey farm
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding - that Butch has a great sense of humor
Bat Manning = Peyton switches from football to baseball.
Holiday Inning - Bing takes up basball
Die Harding - Silent Cal attempts to give Warre pneumonia so he can move into the White House
Schindler's Listing-- (202) 555-1212.