How America Talks
Grant Barrett said
What do you call it when a cop is on the road so everyone slows down? A Tallahassee, Florida, listener suggests the term cop clot.
I've been calling a traffic jam a car clot for years now, which omits the aspect of explaining what caused it, but allows the more impressive equivalent vehicular embolism.
Would you call an artist who paints a painter, or does painter only apply to a technician, like one who paints houses?
I've heard the artist sort, whether talented or not, called a dauber.

Since I heard this episode, I have asked two artists I know, who are painters, what they think of this "problem." Β They both have heard some complaints about the term painter but they both agree that someone is being over sensitive. Β In any conversation, confusion with a house painter would be hard to imagine.
Many photographers consider the,selves portraitists, and so do many artists who work in pencil, ink, pastels, etc..although I described myself as "kidnapper" on my Form 1040 in the mid-1970s.
Describing a fine arts painter as a dauber is rather insulting. A dauber is a hobbyist, lacking in skills, training amd discipline,not caring to please anyone but his self (which is not a criticism; a paint dauber enjoys his hobby,and rarely hams others.)
My mother had a much-worn nook, probably published in the 1930s, called "the old dirt-dauber's garden book" or something similar to that. Β At "dirt dauber, org", they report thar The Spartanburg Men's Garden Club (SMGC) was founded in 1948 as the "Dirt Daubers" by a group of civic-minded men who enjoyed gardening and sharing this passion with each other and the community.
And mud daubers aren't to be messed with. They're downright nasty!
I am a vaper who enjoys vaping, although I do rather hate the tobacco-centric terminology that surrounds this new technology. Please join my crusade to bury the ugly "e-cigarette" label in the ashtray of abandoned English, in favor of a simpler and less polarizing word, like "steampipe".
For the record, the juice in my steampipe is not made from tobacco, it contains no nicotine, and I only consume about 50 drops of it per day. Compared to a cigarette or even a cup of coffee, a nicotine-free steampipe is like an ant next to an elephant.