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Should youngsters learn cursive handwriting in school? Plus, someone can be ruthless, but can that same person be ruthful? Which word refers to something larger, humongous or gargantuan? Also, funny newspaper corrections, a crossword quiz, Texas idioms, and a version of Three Blind Mice with an upgraded vocabulary.

This episode first aired June 16, 2012.

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 Newspaper Mistakes
Even the best newspaper reporters make mistakes. Here's an unfortunately funny correction about the My Little Pony character a young woman thinks about to cheer herself up. Another correction from the Centralia Morning Sentinel notes that a member of a Christian rock band was on, um, drums, not drugs.

 Sidewalk Dodge
What do you call that moment when you try to walk past someone on the sidewalk, but you both move in the same direction? Perhaps slidewalking, doing the sidewalk boogie, or stranger dancing? Martha votes for polkadodge.

 Hundred-Mile Tape
In the military, a certain kind of duct tape is known as hundred-mile-per-hour tape because it can withstand 100-mph speeds.

 Ruthful
Someone can be ruthless, but can that person be ruthful? Ruthful is indeed a word that derives from an old definition of ruth meaning "the quality of being compassionate." But unpaired negatives, like ruthless, unkempt, uncouth, or disgruntled, are common words that lack positive correlatives in common speech.

 Newspaper Miscorrection
A middle-school librarian caught the Arkansas Democrat Gazette messing up the title of the second book in the Hunger Games series. The newspaper then issued an abject apology.

 Crossword Pun Clues
Quiz Guy John Chaneski has lifted some tricky puns from New York Times crossword puzzles for this word game. What's "a green org," in three letters? How about a three-letter answer for "peas keeper"?

 Sesquipedalian Songs
It seems there's a sesquipedalian version to the classic "Three Blind Mice" folk rhyme about a trio of rodents with impaired vision. Need a visual yourself? Try this one.

 Should Schools Teach Cursive Writing?
Should educators continue to teach cursive writing in school? For the sake of learning to read old documents and honing their hand-eye skills, many say "yes." Most current teaching standards, however, require only keyboard training, not longhand.

 Let the Rain Settle It
Owe somebody money? How about you charge it to the dust and let the rain settle it? This is a useful idiom for friendly transactions where no payment is necessary.

 A Stepper Like You
"It ain't no hill for a stepper like you," is a popular idiom in the South meaning someone can finish the task at hand.

 Battle Buddies
In the Army, a battle buddy is someone assigned to be your constant companion, and it's often shortened to just "battle." Other words, like Upstate and cell, as in a mobile phone, have dropped the nouns they modified.

 Humongous vs. Gargantuan
Which word is larger, humongous or gargantuan? Which refers to something larger? Grant and Martha agree with usage expert Bryan Garner that the word gargantuan is the larger of the two.

 A Dull Wife
A correction in London's Daily Mail notes that a Mr. Smith testified in court that he had "a dull life," not "a dull wife." Oops.

 Wash-Belly
In Jamaica, the youngest child is commonly known as the wash-belly. In addition to being the youngest, the term can also connote that the wash-belly is lazy and spoiled. Frederic Cassidy traces this and other terms in his Dictionary of Jamaican English and Jamaica Talk.

 A Correction Correcting A Correction
Craig Silverman's book Regret the Error contains a maze of a correction that simply corrects an incorrect correction. You can also follow more recent collections of corrections on his blog at the Poynter Institute.

Photo by RBerteig. Used under a Creative Commons license.

Books Mentioned in the Broadcast

Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Dictionary of Jamaican English by Frederic Cassidy
Jamaica Talk by Frederic Cassidy
Regret the Error by Craig Silverman

Music Used in the Broadcast

Title Artist Album Label
Bang Bang Monophonics In Your Brain Ubiquity Records
Reach Out, I'll Be There Lee Moses Time And Place Castle Music
Golden Dunes The Budos Band The Budos Band III Daptone Records
Pictures McCoy Tyner The Greeting Fantasy Records
Crimson Skies The Budos Band The Budos Band III Daptone Records
River Serpentine The Budos Band The Budos Band III Daptone Records
Naima McCoy Tyner The Greeting Fantasy Records
Budos Dirge The Budos Band The Budos Band III Daptone Records
Leslie Love I Mark 4 Psych Beat, Volume 1 Poliedizioni Records
Let's Call The Whole Thing Off Ella Fitzgerald Ella Fitzgerald Sings The George and Ira Gershwin Song Book Verve
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On unpaired negatives: I once participated in a discussion where it was decided that feck was that attribute possessed in abundance by the Coyote but utterly absent in the Roadrunner.

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Regarding Martha's polkadodge, I once read an explanation of why that happens so rarely ... at least the double or triple corrections she's referring to. Some behavioral scientist actually studied that phenomenon, watching eye motion and changes in gait. He determined that, when approaching, corrections or directional commitments are made (on average) some 10-20 feet ahead of time. Claimed it was a "projection of personal space." Interesting.

That unpaired negative thing is also interesting. Reminded me of an old Nick Danger, 3rd Eye episode (audio) by Firesign Theater, ca. 1970. Nick was described by the narrator as "pursuing ruthlessly." Cut to Nick, who is heard repeating "Where's Ruth? Where's Ruth?"

If you can have feck, I guess you can also have ruth. Coyote apparently has both.

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Heimhenge said:

That unpaired negative thing is also interesting. Reminded me of an old Nick Danger, 3rd Eye episode (audio) by Firesign Theater, ca. 1970. Nick was described by the narrator as "pursuing ruthlessly." Cut to Nick, who is heard repeating "Where's Ruth? Where's Ruth?"

Reminds me of a poem from an old book I had as a child:

 

Ruth rode on my motorbike,
Directly back of me.
I hit a bump at 55-
and rode on ruthlessly.

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Knowing me, I've probably posting this before.   Jack Winter wrote a wonderful bit using the positive form of words lacking negatives:

 

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~beatrice/humor/how-i-met-my-wife.html

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