I am a bit behind the times on this topic, but I just became aware of a remarkable bedtime story:
Go the F**k to Sleep
And just to bring it into a discussion that has been discussed on air, yes, there is a expurgated, bowdlerized version
Seriously, Just Go to Sleep
I have a quibble with some irregularities in the meter, but overall, it's worth a reading. My niece, a mother of twins, has supplied to me a link to such a reading by none other than Samuel L. Jackson, along with some confessional commentary. Here
I own this book. Â I bought it as soon as it came out. Â I find it hilarious! Â *grin*