ponyhawk n.— «When Ryan Seacrest greeted Sanjaya on stage, Seacrest said “It’s like a ponytail or like a ponyhawk. There are a lot of little ponytails in there, huh?” Sanjaya replied “Seven for good luck.” Seacrest reiterated “It’s seven...
spave v.— «My oldest daughter’s friend Polly calls bargain hunting “spaving,” which she defines as “spending to save… because while you are spending money, you’re actually saving on the full price.” I like...
spave v.— «I heard a term recently that I really thought was funny. “Spaving” Spending to Save. I actually spaved today.» —“Re: Cofarb Bucks was Re: botton posting” by JennP Usenet: alt.fashion Apr...
pay-for n.— «I think Chairman Greenspan mentioned today that he thought that it would be a slam dunk, no-brainer if you could find a pay-for for that, if you could make it so that it was revenue neutral. But I would argue that if you were...
hangtown fry n.— «Out in San Francisco they serve something called a “hangtown fry” that primarily consists of scrambled eggs and fried oysters. And yes, bacon. And I thought that was pushing the envelope.» —“Belly up to...
motarded adj.— «I saw it while waiting in line in the campus bookstore. I thought to myself, what jackass company is trying to be motarded. Apparently it’s actually the Army. They are freaking wasting money making games and snacks...

