puppy pawty n.— «Pupperware parties, also known as puppy pawties, celebrate all things dog. From treats to shampoos, fragrances to toys, the parties allow owners and their pets to test-drive specialty products before buying them...
porn-stache n.— «Looks like you should spend a little more time worrying about which shampoo reduces oily hair and the best razor for eliminating that porn-stache.» —“From Rodman to bad TV to Charles Schulz” by Jeff...