Porn Valley n.— «The ultimate contest—Grand Prize being a all expenses paid trip to Porn Valley to be on the set of an actual XXX movie being made—is free for all to enter!» —“Win A Trip To Porn Valley!” by...
tin medal n. an award jocularly said to be given to a fourth-place finisher; (generally) a prize for poor or unremarkable performance; a worthless honor or military decoration. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
sweepstaking n.— «Brown is a devotee of the strange hobby of “sweepstaking.” Some 20,000 dedicated groupies, predominantly middle-aged women and their husbands, have turned prize giveaways run by companies to promote their...