cabbage n.โ ยซThe most common surgeries used to be tonsillectomy and hysterectomy. Today it’s Cardiac Bypass or โcabbageโ in doctor speak, which ironically is the result of not eating any.ยป โโBig Fat Liars” by Al...
fart in a mitten n. something frenetic or very active; something insignificant. Editorial Note: Usually by way of comparison: “like a fart in a mitten.” (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
kiss and cry area n.โ ยซYes, that place where figure skaters clutch their flowers and await their marks has a nameโ”the Kiss and Cry Area.”ยป โโIocโs Drug Rules Unclear Suspension Of Young For Taking Cold Medicine Raises...
protein spill n. vomit or the act of vomiting. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
foot facelift n. surgical or cosmetic enhancement of the feet. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

