wheat meat n.— «Seitan, a gluten meat substitute that’s often called “wheat meat,” is known to soak up flavors and be “the next best thing” to a hunk of steak. Or so say the vegans.» —“Delta of Venus offers...
fart in a mitten n.— «I could not bear to cut any of this out, you did a helluva good job and because the whole god damned thing started over a fart in a mitten made by me I can truthfully confirm that you have the meat of the situation...
sweater puppies n.pl. breasts. Editorial Note: Similar terms are sweater muffins and sweater meat. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
rib-eye in the sky n. a game bird, especially a sandhill crane, that is particularly prized for its meat. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
hard-chilled adj.— «Today, however, poultry may be labeled “fresh” as long as its internal temperature does not go below 26 F. Defying all common sense, the U.S. Department of Agriculture permits this subterfuge. The term for...
fleshing n.— «Once the measurements are called in, the skin is carefully removed from the body in a process called “fleshing.” Excess fur is shaved off and a thin layer of hide is carved off the meat and membrane...