There’s nothing like an oddly phrased headline to brighten your day. How about “Actor Sent to Jail for Not Finishing Sentence”? Or “Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped”? Same for signs that make you do a double take, like...
mento adj.— «I feel mento…. but the worst part is, I replied to Denise and go, “Hi Debbie.” ok, am I losing it?!» —“From Debbie… hahahha… I mean, Denise!!” by Jen Young Pieces of...
Moonbats and wingnuts and sleepovers, oh my! Martha and Grant discuss political slang making the rounds during this election year. Also: Is it duct tape or duck tape? And what are you supposed to put in a jockey box?
New York caller Julie grew up with meet yourself coming back, meaning that someone is making an unnecessary trip and will have to turn right around. The expression is at least about a century old and may be older. Earlier examples also use it when...
Before “Recombobulation Area,” “Discombobulate” Joined 1830s American Joke Words Like “Absquatulate”
At Milwaukee’s Mitchell International Airport, a post-security sign reading “RECOMBOBULATION AREA” plays on discombobulate, meaning to confuse or throw into disorder. Rissa from Madison wondered where discombobulate came from after seeing it while...
You call the repairman to fix a balky garage door, but when he gets there, it inexplicably works. You summon a plumber, only to find that when he arrives, your toilet’s no longer leaking, and you’re out $150. Or you discover that...