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chicken cutlet

chicken cutlet  n.— «Well, now, it’s not only not snug, but I look ridiculous because it has boning in the chest AND I have no boobs !!! I do have some “chicken cutlet” silicone fake boobs, so I’m tempted to wear that with the...

chicken cutlet

chicken cutlet  n.— «I was quite thrilled today to finally get one of those chicken cutlet silicone bras. I imagined a land of spaghetti strap, perky boob cleavage awaited. Alas no. I think actual chicken cutlets would do a better job of...

alpha kitty

alpha kitty  n.— «I’m an Alpha Kitty: brave, intuitive, fierce, passionate and…well, yes, weird.…We love fashion—but Alpha Kitties don’t wear muzzles. (Not even when they’re made of diamonds—that’s so 20th century, dahling.)...

high-low

high-low  adj.— «What strikes you first are the musicians—most are African American, and on this night, they are decked out in, to use street parlance, “high-low”—blazers over T-shirts and jeans instead of penguin suits and...

matchy matchy

matchy matchy  adj.— «Yes, I’m getting matchy matchy here [see invite paper and bridesmaid dress swatch]. I very much dislike the matchy matchy. However, I dislike shopping even more.» —“Ties For Our Guys” by Miss...

matchy-matchy

matchy-matchy  adj.— «Remember that if you’re ever tempted to get a little matchy-matchy—except when you’re wearing emeralds, rubies or sapphires surrounded by diamonds with a matching gown.» —“Designer builds lustrous...