asshole footprint
n.— «Regrettably, some Americans are simply not aware of how large an asshole footprint they leave on the planet.» —“Know Your Asshole Footprint” Vanity Fair Oct., 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
winker n. the anus; the posterior or buttocks. Editorial Note: A similar term is brown eye. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)