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Scores of Japanese children...
Raffee
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2012/07/12 - 4:48am

Read the excerpt of a person's story about his diseased cat:

Her(the cat's) kidneys shrank to the size of raisins, and now I loved her very much; I assumed the vet was joking when he suggested dialysis. I took her for a second opinion. That number two tested her blood and phoned me at home saying perhaps you should think about euthanasia. I hadn't heard that word in a while and pictured scores of happy Japanese children spilling from the front door of their elementary school. "Are you thinking about it?", he asked. …

What does he mean by saying the colored part?

      [Edition]

Oh! Having posted the thread, I came up with the meaning. Now I just leave it as a simple riddle.

     

              Rafee

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2012/07/12 - 8:31am

Rafee: It's called a pun, a play on words, wordplay. Euthanasia = youth in Asia.

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2012/07/12 - 9:47am

Boy, I did not get that at all!   I might have eventually, but I'm impressed that you did, Rafee.

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2012/07/12 - 2:15pm

I've heard that as a friend-of-a-friend story several times.   A student in a debate  class or club is asked to prepare to argue a position for or against euthanasia.   He comes prepared with statistics and stories about young people in Asia.

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2012/07/12 - 2:16pm

Bob: I didn't get it either ... at first. But suspecting it was a play on words, I pronounced it aloud and immediately "heard" the solution. I've run into several puns where, unless I actually spoke them, I didn't get the joke. Funny how the brain/eye/ear works that way.

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2012/07/12 - 9:30pm

For example:

Jason Redd raised his children to love working the land, but due to various twists of fate most of them are in city office jobs now.   They've often talked about moving back to the country but have never gone beyond dreams and discussion.

Then one day Mark, one of his three boys, sees an ad for a cattle ranch that for some reason catches his eye.   He drives out to look at it, falls in love and comes back to talk to his brothers.   They look at it, talk over possible plans for a few weeks, and finally take the plunge.

On the porch of their shared mess hall they install some hanging prisms for decoration and wind chimes.   Their father spends a lot of time visiting and helping with some of the planning, and one day stops by those prisms, stares at them for a while, and then arranges them so the setting sun striking through them places all its lowest-frequency light on the wall at one spot, giving off an intense and beautiful glow.   "Boys", he then says, "I know what to name this ranch: The Burning Prism."

"That's got a poetic ring, Dad, but why?", asks Lonny.

"Because", says Jason, "it's where the Redd sons raise meat!"

<beat>

<another beat>

<half a third beat, sweating slightly>

Ah, thank you, thank you very much.   You're too kind...

That kind of joke almost has to be said aloud.   Even then...

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2012/07/13 - 12:02am

Perfect example Bob! Sons raise meat = Sun's rays meet. You almost have to speak it to get it.

Two Texans are comparing their ranches. One says, "So what do you call your ranch?" And the other says, "We're the Circle-X-bar-D-triple-cross-flying-H-double-dash-lazy-Y-rocking-L-crazy-8 Ranch." And the first guy says, "Damn, you must have a LOT of cattle!" And the other guys says, "No ... hardly any survive the branding."

Sorry ... couldn't resist the old joke your response brought to mind.   :)

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2012/07/13 - 6:20pm

Hey, don't undersell it; that was a quadruple pun, "Redd sons raise meat" / "red sun's rays meet".   I'm impressed with it (and no, I didn't make it up).

We should start a pun thread.

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2012/07/15 - 1:41pm

Damn, missed that. Yes it is a quad pun. Know any good quints?   :)

A pun thread ... hmmm ... wonder if Grant would mind? I have tons of puns I could share.

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