Tweet, Tweet! Polly Wanna Cracker! (full episode)
Twittering, tweeting, twirting—it's rare to see a whole new body of language appear right before your eyes. But that's what's happening with Twitter. We discuss the snappy new shorthand of the twitterati. Also, why do people feel compelled to say "Polly wanna cracker?" whenever they see a parrot? And is it ever okay to end a sentence with a preposition?
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For a closer look at the language of the twitterati, check out Erin McKean's recent piece in the Boston Globe. Glossaries of Twitter-related terms can be found at Twittonary, Twittionary, and Twictionary. We didn't say all the coinages were clever!
By the way, you can now follow A Way with Words on Twitter.
A man who owns a parrot says that when people see his bird, they invariably ask the question "Polly wanna cracker?" He wonders about the origin of that psittacine phrase. Psittacine? It means parrot-like.
One of the earliest uses of the phrase so far found is this fake advertisement from the mock newspaper the Bunkum Flag-Staff and Independent Echo published in 1849 in The Knickerbocker magazine. It starts, "For sale, a Poll Parrot, cheap. He says a remarkable variety of words and phrases, cries, 'Fire! fire!; and 'You rascal!' and 'Polly want a cracker,' and would not be parted with, but having been brought up with a sea-captain he is profane and swears too much."
Below, a cartoon from The John-Donkey, July 29, 1848, p. 47, via Proquest American Periodical Series. The John-Donkey was a short-lived humorous and satirical magazine edited by Thomas Dunn English.
Is it ever okay to end a sentence with a preposition? Oh, is it ever! Martha and Grant do their best to bury this tired old proscription. It's a baseless rule concocted by 17-century grammarians, and it's errant nonsense up with which your hosts will not put.
Quiz Guy Greg Pliska has a puzzle in which participants try to guess a word that could logically go before or after each of a trio of words. For example, if the three words are "nest," "calories," and "suit," the answer is "empty," as in "empty nest," "empty calories," and "empty suit." So, can you guess why Greg calls this puzzle "Crown Play Time"?
Toward vs. towards: is it more correct to say "toward an object" or "towards an object"? Well, which side of the Atlantic are you on?
Martha tries out a couple of old-fashioned riddles on Grant. Here's one: "What goes around the world, but stays in a corner?"
An F-18 fighter pilot worries that a term he and his colleagues often use isn't a legitimate word. It's deconflict, which means to ensure that aircraft aren't in the same airspace. Grant reassures him that deconflict is a perfectly respectable term.
Is there a word for @#$%!^*)!&!, those typographical symbols standing in for profanity? There is indeed. It's grawlix—not to be confused with jarns, quimps, nittles, lucaflects, or plewds. For more on such terms, check out cartoonist Mort Walker's Private Scrapbook. There's also an amazing list of grawlixes used in cartoons and comics from 1911 to 2008.
Grant answers a letter from a listener who wonders if it's ever correct to use the word "fishes" instead of "fish."
In this week's round of Slang This!, a member of the National Puzzlers League tries to separate the real slang terms from the fake ones. For example, which of following expressions is British rhyming slang for "wife": boiler house or the stitches? And which of these is prison slang for "cake" or "candy": cho-cho or grimpen mire?
What do you call the nasty black mixture of snow and ice that builds up in your car's wheel wells in wintry weather? Is there a word for this frigid gunk? Various names have been floating around, including hunkers, snard, snowlactites, knobacles, slud, snowtice, grice, carsicles, and snirt. A caller shares another her own family uses, braxis.
If people are on warmly congenial terms, they're said to "get on like a house on fire." Yet an Irishwoman says when she uses this expression in the U.S., she often gets puzzled looks. Is the expression that unusual?
When something's crooked, some people describe it as catawampus, or cattywampus, or kittywampus. A caller wonders about the historical roots of all these words. Anything to do with felines?

The messages are “tweetsâ€; the people signed up to get them are your followers - or tweeple, or tweeps (although there are people pushing twerps and twits as the proper nomenclature).
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/02/08/all_a_twitter/
I think “twerps†and “twits†would be subsets of “tweetsâ€.
“twerps†a poignant opinion of a digested subject.
“twits†rhyming with http://www.thefreedictionary.com/quip
Polly
Slang for any non-white chick who loves to date white guys.
"Hey, looks like Tai Chi is giving you the eye Bro.""Yea, Polly wants a cracker!"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polly
While listening to the program this morning, 1 March 2009, two topics caught my attention and prompted me to send this e-mail: The first was the Polly-wanna-cracker discussion; the second was the snowy-build-up-in-wheel-wells discussion.
I grew up with and still occasionally use the old “Polly wanna cracker?†joke with the answer “Crack her yourself, you brought her here.â€
And I grew up in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, where snow was a fixture from early November until after Mother's Day in May some years. Kicking that build-up off the car was a daily ritual, and we referred to it as a snard, a combination of snow and hard.
We in the western U.P. also used a term that folks down here in Wisconsin, where my husband and I now reside, find curious. As a youngster, I always panked the powdery snow if I wanted a nice surface for sledding or skiing, or if I didn't have a shovel handy and wanted to make a walkway from the house to the road.
I've been in Wisconsin for nearly 34 years but am still being teased for many of the Yooperisms is used when we moved here. I believe I have finally eliminated the “hey?†from the end of my sentences, declarative or interrogatory.
One other item that might be of interest to you is a quotation I read on my nephew's Facebook page. He didn't know its author; perhaps you do. “Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas.†How clever!
Love your show. As a former editor of a reading practice software for children, I often brought to work the answers to grammar questions that popped up every day.
Matt, the "cracker" in "Polly wanna cracker" has nothing whatsoever to do with cracker=poor or rustic white person.

I doubt "cracker(rustic white person)"
held any meaning to phrase when
"polly want a cracker"
first became popular.
I think this may be a case of a kidnapped slogan.