Going for that Anti-Marketing Dollar (full episode)
In this downbeat economy, some advertisers are reaching for upbeat language. Take the new Quaker Oats catchphrase, "Go humans go," or Coca-Cola's current slogan, "Open happiness." Martha and Grant discuss whether chirpy, happy ad copy can go too far. Also this week, why New Yorkers insist they stand on line instead of in line. And who is William Trembletoes? And what's a zerbert?
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(The title of this post is taken from a routine by comedian Bill Hicks.)
Here's a New York Times article about perky ad copy in a sluggish economy.
"William Trembletoes, he's a good fisherman. Catches hens, puts 'em in the pen…" If you recited this rhyme growing up, you're probably tapping your foot along with its singsong cadences right now. The rhyme accompanied a children's game, and is the source, by the way, of the title of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. A caller who played the game as a child wonders if its roots lie in her Cajun heritage.
It's an easy way to separate New Yorkers from non-New Yorkers: Do you stand on line or in line? A Midwesterner who relocated to the Big Apple wants to know why people there are adamant about waiting on line instead of in line. See a map showing the dispersal of both forms across the U.S..
Quiz Guy John Chaneski conducts a word puzzle involving musical instruments hidden in various sentences. Try this one: "My cousin is a Santa Monica zookeeper whose specialty is hummingbirds." (Keep saying it over and over until you hear this instrument's name.)
If you're doing a hasty, haphazard job, you're said to do it with a lick and a promise. What's the origin of that expression?
Who put the piping in the expression piping hot?
Oh, that gives me agita! A Connecticut native says her Midwestern colleagues office were flabbergasted to encounter this expression, which she's known all her life. Grant and Martha discuss this word for "upset" and its likely linguistic roots. Hear the song about "agita" from the movie Broadway Danny Rose.
When somebody cuts you off in traffic do you feel all stabby? Grant discusses this slang term.
You know the sputtering, raspberry-like noises you make with your lips on a baby's tummy so he'll giggle? Many people call that a raspberry, but some people call that a zerbert. A caller's husband insists that Bill Cosby coined the term on his popular sitcom. She begs to differ.
The expression over yonder isn't just the stuff of Carole King songs and old-timey hymns. To many Southerners, it's everyday English. The hosts discuss this poetic-sounding turn of phrase.
For tech-savvy types, saying "ping me," meaning "contact me," is as natural as grabbing a snack while waiting for your computer to boot up. The hosts disagree about whether the verb to ping has already moved into common parlance in the larger world.
It's a grammatical question that trips up even the best writers sometimes: Is it who or whom? A physician says he likes the sentiment in a colleague's email signature, but he's not sure it's 100% grammatical. The sentence: There are some patients whom we cannot cure, but there are none we cannot help, cannot comfort, and none we cannot harm."

I'm looking forward to the next podcast, to hear you and Martha discuss ad language. I'm thinking that advertisers operate in a special realm (the nearly sacrosanct realm of capitalism and consumerism). Their aim is to push product, not to worry about "going too far." If it weren't illegal to market cigarettes to kids, there would be kids smoking in Saturday morning cartoons. Yu-Gi-Oh, Pikachu, and the Ninja Turtles would smoke. And yes, there would be a cartoon based on the Joe Camel character. I'm not criticizing advertisers; I'm just stating facts.

The word "ping" has been around as long as SONAR, which is now sonar. It's not radar-related as far as I know. It was the sound heard by the WWII sonarman in his headphones when the signal he sent returned from bouncing off an object.

Did Grant mention anything about "Stabby" having its origins in a Simpsons episode? (In the episode, Fat Tony told Homer "I don't get mad. I get stabby.") There's no radio station near me that broadcasts the show, so I always have to wait for the podcast.
If there's a public radio program that you'd like to hear, and none of the stations in your own market carry it, you can find a very thorough list of online streams at http://www.publicradiofan.com . That's how I was able to keep following "Schickele Mix" all across the country until they finally quit broadcasting it altogether.